| Because things go bump in the night. |

| zombie (zom-bee) n. zombie (plur. -s) 1. The body of a deceased being which has been brought back to life due to evil-doers casting or creating malevolent forces to build an army, undetermined forces, or insufficient housing and shelter in Hell or in graveyards. 2. A flesh-hungry, ‘undead’ resulting from bioterrorists having too much fun with T- and G-Viruses. 3. The enemy of attention in many games and movies often targeted at the male populace. Story lines often include a Zombie Apocalypse and the handful of survivors who have the ability to evade zombie infections and have the innate knowledge of using guns. 4. What is most likely the cause of those strange, unidentifiable noises when you wake up in the middle of the night. 5. The common name for Homo coprophagus somnambulus. Brainicus deprivitis is a common species that is without a brain, and lacks in common sense, logical thinking, and proper hygiene. Not to be confused with Uselessicus moronitrida. 6. What you run into in a dark alley or enclosed area despite your best friend assuring you that everything will be fine and dandy. 7. What a student becomes after consecutive nights of studying. So I heard your blind date last night was a zombie. How was it? Well, I thought his unkempt looks, bad body odor, decaying flesh, and persistent drooling were quite disturbing when I met him, but then we hit it off, and I let him get to second-base when we stopped by Make-Out Hill. When he started chewing vigorously on my arm and declared his love for my brains, I knew he was the one. |
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Screw cookies, the dark side has YAOI! Got it memorized?
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"When i grow up i wanna be a male hooker!"
"...but your a girl"
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Envy is blind, and she has no other quality than that of detracting from virtue
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Oh yeahhhh!!!
We are a bad girls,
We are a rock girls,
We can go anywhere we want to go,
We are a bad girls,
We are a rock girls,
We can bully anybody we want to!!!
see my gallery - [link]
Then again, he didn't fall and have his hand snap off.
It was 'cuz I pulled too hard. T__T
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"No way...he just ate my hair!" Oh, Zack. xD
Best. Birthday present. Ever.
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I'm gonna eat you up like a strawberry pocky.
Jesus must love me, 'cuz it worked.
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"No way...he just ate my hair!" Oh, Zack. xD
Best. Birthday present. Ever.
Only it was her brother who pulled too hard.. >.>
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If you like vampires and werewolves click here. [link]
Everyone told me to follow my dreams...
Too bad they were all your nightmares.
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"No way...he just ate my hair!" Oh, Zack. xD
Best. Birthday present. Ever.
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Remus Lupin: would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black: killed by drapery.
Lucius Malfoy: does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
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Oh yeahhhh!!!
We are a bad girls,
We are a rock girls,
We can go anywhere we want to go,
We are a bad girls,
We are a rock girls,
We can bully anybody we want to!!!
see my gallery - [link]
you're one of the reasons why i'm addicted to AkuRoku
(especially Axel, tho)
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don't ask me WHY, ask me WHAT!
smiling makes my jaw hurt
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In actuality, I am neither a cone nor emo.
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"He's running out of swords. He really should restock his motorcycle." -Regan
I was wondering if you could click on this link and answer a few questions and feedback. It could really help me. I need a lot of insight for this essay
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If you can help that would be great. Thanks so much for your time.
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Bleachfreak--
hell..I'm an Animefreak.
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I own Izuru Kira and there is nothing any of you can do about it
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