AFOWIFJAOSDJFAOWEGJAOSG not dead yet

but fucking busy if anything lmfao
My summer course has begun, and there's a shit load of reading to do, aiya.

Anyways...I should really be asleep right now...but I felt compelled to upload this tonight.

You know that weird song by Katy Perry? "I Kissed a Girl (And I liked it)"? Yeah. This picture was inspired by that. Wow.

To be honest, the first time I heard it, I hated it, 'cause I was like "oh gawd this is so stupid". But goddamn, the beat is soooo catchy, and i ended up liking it.

So then, a couple nights ago, I was bored and found myself gender-bendering the lyrics to the song...so now it is not made of sexy lesbian kissing parties, it is made of much GHEY. SO MUCH GHEY. I MADE IT SO GHEY THAT ONLY AXEL AND ROXAS COULD MAKE THE LYRICS WORK AND NOT GET A PUNT IN THE NADS. You know how there are "female/male" remixes all over the place in the music industry? I think this is one song that can't be remixed by a male artist lmfao.

Yeah, so here are the gender-bent lyrics I made up. You can even sing along with the original beat. I did.

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I kissed a Boy (Lyrics by Moi...*shot*)

You are so different, stood out
Caught my attention
Must admit you’re cute when you pout
A cute illusion
Wanna try, something new
You’re what I’ve my eyes on
I’m intrigued, that is true
Just one small session

I kissed a boy and it felt so good
Lips softer than they look
Why kiss a boy? Just thought I should
Steal a kiss, call me a crook
We’ll get along
My girl ain’t here
Just between us, nothing to fear
I kissed a boy and he tastes so good
He tastes so good

True, though I don’t know who you are
Why would it matter?
Just want to leave you a memoir
Would you remember?
It’s so strange, It’s toxic
Not what I expected
Losing track of logic
Might get addicted

I kissed a boy and it felt so good
Lips softer than they look
Why kiss a boy? just thought I should
Steal a kiss, call me a crook
We’ll get along
My girl ain’t here
Just between us, nothing to fear
I kissed a boy and he tastes so good
He tastes so good

You, boy, you are so kissable
Bright eyes, soft hair, so beautiful
So warm, it feels incredible
Nothing to be ashamed
Don’t you forget, it’s just a game

I kissed a boy and it felt so good
Lips softer than they look
Why kiss a boy? Just thought I should
Steal a kiss, call me a crook
We’ll get along
My girl ain’t here
Just between us, nothing to fear
I kissed a boy and he tastes so good
He tastes so good

"I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry --> [link]

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